Phosphorus and Lime

I was planning to knock this as a morning exercise off before breakfast. It's ended up being an all day order and I'm no closer to my goal than when I started.

I thought I could just use this:

PEAR::Services::Blogger PHP Client

But when I try to use it according to their example, I keep getting this error:



The only problem is creating an SSL connection, which requires either cURL or rebuilding PHP with the proper extension. Ugh.